![]() ![]() Who's the father? Touching your face all day with your greasy hands? įrancine: I'm not ready for Steve to make the change. Roger: Wow, Hayley, your cheek's pregnant. Hayley: I'm not using these! I'm never using these! Francine & Stan: No! Hayley (pointing to her small breasts): This is as big as they're gonna GET?! Hayley: I'm hideous! Francine: Honey, you can't even see it. Hayley: Whaddaya mean, "Every month"?! Francine: Honey, that's the glory of being a woman. Stan: Hey, what are you doing? Francine: I can't do it, man. Remember I had that bumper sticker on the car for a while? Nobody honked. Stan: The only thing worse than a child going through puberty is being the parent of a child going through puberty. They're white as frickin' Christmas! It looks like Santa Town down there! And look at my pendulous nads! Every time I walk it's like a game of gnip gnop! Steve: You think?! Well, I got my pubic hair back, a whole bunch of them. Steve: Why?! Stan: Looks like the boys in the lab made a mistake. Toddler Steve (calmly): I just wanna let you know, that I'm speaking calmly, but there's a tantrum brewing in me, the likes of which this mall has never seen. ![]() The cat is psychotic and brutal, and keeps coming back for more, including posing as Roger's new toupee just to get a last crack at Steve.1600 Candles Francine: Look at me, being escorted around town by this handsome little gentleman. ![]() However, he has a dream in which he and Simon are playing complacently together but are then separated, which he takes as a sign.Īfter his recital, he spots a limping Simon at the auditorium door and presumes that the cat wanted to be with him as he seemingly dies, but he then realizes that he is sleeping, and the cat begins tearing at him. When Steve attempts to make amends, however, the cat, whom Steve has named Simon, continues to scratch his face in an increasingly brutal running gag. Steve's pal Snot says the cat was just frightened, and even manages to pet the cat without being attacked. When a horrified Steve runs to the animal's side, he is clawed severely about the face. While crossing the road, the cat is hit by a car. On the way to practice, he finds an adorable cat on the opposite side of the street. Meanwhile, Steve takes up the cello to impress Lindsay Coolidge. Travis is horrified, as Francine didn't sleep with him and leaves, saying they are meant for each other. He is convinced, though, that she did not settle for him. ![]() However, she is immediately taken aback when Stan reveals a tsunami destroyed all his equipment and he became stranded for real. When they return, Francine seems to have moved on, with Travis living with her but then reveals that she easily discovered the cameras and hoped to make him jealous. After nearly three months, Stan discovers that Roger floats effortlessly in water and they are rescued by a passing cruiser. However, a tsunami hits the island on their second day, destroying everything and reducing it to a tiny desert with only a palm tree. His plan is to disappear for two months and see if Francine remains loyal until he returns, having installed cameras throughout the house to make sure. Though Stan is satisfied, Roger says that he must be sure, so they fake crashing into the ocean, when they were actually hiding at a remote CIA island. He sets up a dinner between Francine and Travis, but Francine repeatedly states she loves Stan and did not settle. Realizing that his wife may have only settled, Stan tracks down Travis and finds he is a wealthy, successful cowboy. After he reappeared, Francine was already engaged to Stan. She reveals that she was engaged to another man named Travis who disappeared in a small aircraft before she met Stan. After Stan boasts that he has obtained his pilot's license, Francine begs him not to fly small aircraft. ![]()
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